Wands. How else do you expect to weild the unyielding brilliance of a thousand stars, or channel the dark will of the horrorterrors residing in the Furthest Ring? Can you become a great wizard with spell tomes alone? No! To use magic to its full extent, you need MAGICAL WANDS. Your MAGICAL POWERS deserve the best!
Of course, that was a load of marketing baloney. Because in case it wasn't clear, magic isn't real, and neither are miracles. (Who mentioned miracles?) Indeed, every great wand user recognises that they are dealing with the strongest and most unpredictable science! Marvellous, beautiful, DEADLY science...
Wandkind Alchemy Table
| {pic} | Name |
Captcha |
Power Level |
Bonuses |
Hands used | Grist | Recipe | Multiple specibus |
Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Simple Wand |
F!Vzk!!t |
20 |
Abjure +8 |
1 |
20 Build Grist 12 Amethyst |
Small Branch // Basic Spellbook [Editor's note: The Basic Spellbook is Slytherin Pin // Sketchbook] |
A charged magic wand that allows you to cast simple spells on your enemy. | ||
|
Magic 8-Wand |
0m0Wa00W |
24 |
1 |
32 Build Grist 24 Jet |
Magic 8-Ball && Homemade Wand |
It is capable of producing 8 different magical attacks, but rarely the one you want to use. | |||
|
Needlewands |
!a!3tBt! |
70 |
2 |
2,000 Chalk 3,000 Garnet
|
Knitting Needles // Wizard Statue |
Needle | They crackle with the majyyk enyrjjies. It seems like this is only one step toward an even greater power, though. | ||
|
White Magnum / White Wand |
330Laanm |
100 |
1 |
8,500 Chalk 1500 Mercury |
Simple Wand && Pistol |
Pistol | Always make sure to pack plenty of bullets. You can't use magic when you run out of bullets. | ||
|
Hard-light Holo-wand |
l!!z?!!t |
120 |
Abjure +16 |
1 |
26,000 Build Grist 6,000 Redstone
|
Hard-light Holographic Projector // Simple Wand |
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|
Thorns of Oglogoth |
!q!Z!ht! |
126 |
Aggrieve -6 Aggress +6
|
2 |
4,000 Amethyst 666 Caulk
|
Needlewands // Grimoire for Summoning the Zoologically Dubious |
|||
|
Celestial Fulcrum |
eR0bZU4K |
5000 |
Abuse + 10 Accuse + 10
|
|
200,000 Build Grist 180,000 Diamond
|
Continuum Orchestrator && Cosmic Apex |
Instrument | This conductor's baton seems to be made from a miniature, solidified constellation. Waves of the baton are accompanied by orchestral music and bright bursts of flame. | |
|
Yaldabaoth's Symphoniser |
Y3tck5uN |
9999 |
Aggrieve +999 |
1 |
300,000 Polychromite 200,000 Rainbow 700,000 Sunstone
|
Sun on a stick && Chaoskampf |
Instrument | A thick, intensely bright glowing Conductor's baton that shimmers and radiates heat. With this baton, you can take the primal, senseless noise of the universe and turn it into works of beauty. | |
|
Wwhite Wwand of Science |
FFFVllnm |
9999 |
Aggrieve +1000 Aggress +1000
Abjure +1000
|
1 |
1,000,000 Build Grist 700,000 Chalk
100,000 Polychromite
|
White Magnum / White Wand // Ahab's Crosshairs |
Blast your foes awway wwith the powwer of science. Not fuckin' magic, science. You knoww, relativvity and all that shit. | ||
| Green Wand of the Sun | !!!zk!!t | [Editor's note: Working on this one at the moment.] | ? | 1 |
15,000,000 Build Grist 4,000,000 Emerald 4,733,333 Opal 4,733,333 Polychromite 4,800,000 Quartz 4,733,333 Rainbow 6,000,000 Uranium |
Green Sun on a Stick // Wwhite Wwand of Science | This wand draws from the limitless power of the Green Sun to obliterate anything in ones path. |
Note: || breaks the table, use // instead