Wandkind

Wands. How else do you expect to wield the unyielding brilliance of a thousand stars, or channel the dark will of the horrorterrors residing in the Furthest Ring? Can you become a great wizard with spell tomes alone? No! To use magic to its full extent, you need MAGICAL WANDS. Your MAGICAL POWERS deserve the best!

Of course, that was a load of marketing baloney. Because in case it wasn't clear, magic isn't real, and neither are miracles. (Who mentioned miracles?) Indeed, every great wand user recognizes that they are dealing with the strongest and most unpredictable science! Marvellous, beautiful, DEADLY science...

Wandkind Alchemy Table

Name	Captcha	Power Level	Bonuses	Hands used	Grist	Recipe	Multiple specibus	Description
Togami Conglomerate Wand	00Km40HW	13	Aggrieve +6 Assault -6 Abuse -6 Accuse -6	1	50 Build Grist 20 Gold			This wand seems to be made of pure gold and covered in diamonds. It might not have any real magical properties, but you could probably use this to convince people to do whatever you want.
Simple Wand	F!Vzk!!t	20	Abjure +8	1	20 Build Grist 12 Amethyst	Small Branch // Basic Spellbook [Editor's note: The Basic Spellbook is Slytherin Pin // Sketchbook]		A charged magic wand that allows you to cast simple spells on your enemy.
Magic 8-Wand	0m0Wa00W	24		1	32 Build Grist 24 Jet	Magic 8-Ball && Homemade Wand		It is capable of producing 8 different magical attacks, but rarely the one you want to use.
Rolled up Wizard poster	ybpr?0rV	62			117 Tar, 116 chalk, 115 amethyst, 114 sunstone,			Gosh do you love wizards. So much so that you've rolled your favourite wizard poster into a snazzy magic wand.
Needlewands	!a!3tBt!	70		2	2,000 Chalk 3,000 Garnet 500 Gold 1,000 Rose Quartz	Knitting Needles // Wizard Statue	Needle	They crackle with the majyyk enyrjjies. It seems like this is only one step toward an even greater power, though.
White Magnum / White Wand	330Laanm	100		1	8,500 Chalk 1500 Mercury	Simple Wand && Pistol	Pistol	Always make sure to pack plenty of bullets. You can't use magic when you run out of bullets.
Hard-light Holo-wand	l!!z?!!t	120	Abjure +16	1	26,000 Build Grist 6,000 Redstone 16,000 Sunstone	Hard-light Holographic Projector // Simple Wand
Thorns of Oglogoth	!q!Z!ht!	126	Aggrieve -6 Aggress +6 Assail +6 Assault +6	2	4,000 Amethyst 666 Caulk 5,000 Chalk 3,000 Gold 666 Tar 6,000 Iodine	Needlewands // Grimoire for Summoning the Zoologically Dubious		The needles seem to shiver with the dark desires of THE DEEP ONE. Any sane adventurer would cast these instruments of the occult into the FURTHEST RING and forget they ever existed.
Magical 8-laser Compass wand	WnGYqW4W
Chained Wand Blades	fR!!xV!!	190		2	4,000 Amethyst  2,000  Cobolt 2,000 Copper 2,000 Garnet 2,000  Gold 100  Polychromite  100 Rainbow
Wwhite Wwand of Science	FFFVllnm	9999	Aggrieve +1000 Aggress +1000 Assault +2500 Abuse +1000 Accuse +1000 Abjure +1000 Abstain +1000	1	674,030,001 Build Grist 471,821,001 Chalk 404,418,001 Emerald 674,030 Opal 674,030 Polychromite 269,612,001 Rainbow	White Magnum / White Wand // Ahab's Crosshairs		Blast your foes awway wwith the powwer of science. Not fuckin' magic, science. You knoww, relativvity and all that shit.
Green Wand of the Sun	!F!!llns	9999	Aggrieve +3333 Aggress +3333 Assault +3333 Assault +3333 Abuse +3333 Accuse +3333 Abjure +3333 Abstain +3333	1	15,000,000 Build Grist 4,000,000 Emerald 4,733,333 Opal 4,733,333 Polychromite 4,800,000 Quartz 4,733,333 Rainbow 6,000,000 Uranium	Green Sun on a Stick // Wwhite Wwand of Science		This wand draws from the limitless power of the Green Sun to obliterate anything in ones path.
Soul-slicing Obsidian Electroskull Octawand	NG7Lm9X5	2500	Has a 10% chance to restore 5% of the damage it deals as Aspect Vial on hit.			The shadowy power of this bone wand can slice directly at your enemies' souls. The eight amethyst skulls on the handle flash with magical energy.
Gaea's Wand	Wa8zWfOI	1634	Assail +200 Life affinity: 20%		125,000 Build Grist 50,000 Diamond 250,000 Marble 25,000 Opal 50,000 Star Sapphire	The force of life is at your fingertips. A slick marble wand infused with Gaea's power; with it, bend life to your favor, and destroy your enemies.
Parawand	BRFmk?UL	5050	All +50		50,000 Build Grist 250,000 Diamond 505,050 Sunstone	An umbrella that was used by only the best of magicians. It is so powerful that you almost forget that magic isn't real.
Rapier Wand	0eGGaWa0	25			35 Build Grist, 30 Cobalt	This weapon looks like a rapier, but it is smaller and can be used for magical purposes.

Note:  || breaks the table, use // instead