Base Item
Scissors
- Code: d0NTr4n!
- Strength: 5
- Description: You can use these for arts and crafts. With the guts of your enemies.
- 3 Build Grist
Alchemizable Weapons
Fresh Scissors
- Code: 90008000
- Strength: 4
- Bonus: None
- Description: Brand new, almost like they came right out of the box! ... They probably actually would have if you hadn't used alchemy to make them.
- Combination: Unknown
- 2 Build Grist, 2 Obsidian, 1 Tar, 1 Titanium
Throwing Scissors
- Code: 40M9W4nq
- Strength: 8
- Bonus: Assault -1, Abuse +3
- Description: This new weapon looks exactly like regular scissors, except sharper on the outside than the inside, and with a better grip. You guess this is an upgrade...?
- Combination: Unknown
- 5 Build Grist, 5 Blood, 3 Rust
Scissors of Spades
- Code: t5V!rCz!
- Strength: 9
- Bonus: None
- Description: An extra-sharp pair of scissors, colored a fancy blank and red with a spade inlay where the blades join. You can probably seriously hurt something with these. Like stabbing them. In the eyes.
- Combination: Unknown
- 10 Build Grist, 10 Tar
Bloodstained Surgical Scissors
- Code: d07Dr40p
- Strength: 10
- Bonus: None
- Description: You're never going to get the dried blood and zombie goo off of these things...
- Combination: Unknown
- 5 Build Grist, 5 Blood, 1 Iodine, 5 Rust
Safety Scissors
- Code: 00N1X413
- Strength: 10
- Bonus: Aggrieve +2, Assault -5
- Description: The 100% child friendly weapon!
- Combination: Unknown
- 12 Build Grist, 10 Chalk
Squiddles Happy Playtime Scissors
- Code: lP!!rD!!
- Strength: 11
- Bonus: Aggrieve +3, Aggress +4
- Description: All your squishy, cephalapodal friends, now present on your scissors. Be careful not to hurt yourself! Others, not so much.
- Combination: Unknown
- 20 Build Grist, 25 Frosting, 5 Titanium
Bloodstain Fever
- Code: d0KH40H!
- Strength: 16
- Bonus: Aggress +4, Accuse +4, Abstain -4
- Description: The scissors of the legendary serial killer herself, specially crafted for her crimes. Useful for killing both imps and cute boys.
- Combination: Unknown
- 20 Build Grist, 10 Marble, 1 Titanium
Semaphore Scissors
- Code: X0GG44H8
- Strength: 17
- Bonus: Aggrieve +2
- Description: Scissors so red they fleetingly blind enemies, and friends if you're not careful.
- Combination: Unknown
- 10 Build Grist, 20 Copper, 2 Ruby
Pyro Scissors
- Code: X0NL141o
- Strength: 18
- Bonus: None
- Description: These scissors spout flames from the tips. It reminds you of something from a monster truck rally.
- Combination: Scissors && Blowtorch
- 20 Build Grist, 20 Amber
Scissorblade
- Code: !Qt!trt!
- Strength: 20
- Bonus: Aggrieve +2
- Description: It doesn't look the the blades of this fancy pair of elongated scissors come apart, but the edges have been crafted to razor sharpness. Possibly not the best thing to cut hair with.
- Combination: Unknown
- 20 Build Grist, 20 Jet, 2 Titanium
Flying With Scissors
- Code: !CNTzSv!
- Strength: 22
- Bonus: Assault -2
- Description: Remember when your parents told you never to run with scissors? Well, they didn't say you couldn't FLY with them...
- Combination: Rocket Pack || Scissors
- 25 Build Grist, 1 Blood, 24 Jet
Scissoring Swing
- Code: Z0HLr41t
- Strength: 26
- Bonus: Aggrieve +6
- Description: A yo-yo with scissor blades that cut as it spins. Catching it may smart a little.
- Combination: Scissors && Yoyo
- 22 Build Grist, 14 Copper
Double-Bladed Crafting Cutlery of the Squiddlesassin
- Code: !T!!rT!!
- Strength: 28
- Bonus: Assault +5, Abuse +5
- Description: Don't let the cheerful characters and awkward, tentacle-like shape of these scissors fool you, it could be the last mistake you make.
- Combination: Unknown
- 5 Blood, 45 Frosting, 25 Gold, 30 Jet, 25 Titanium
Yucca Scissors
- Code: QEtJxLdB
- Strength: 29
- Bonus: None
- Description: These scissors have blades made from the sharp leaves of the yucca plant and white yucca blossoms hang from the handles.
- Combination: Unknown
- 25 Chalk, 25 Malachite
Magic Scissors
- Code: 703T44Ht
- Strength: 33
- Bonus: None
- Description: These scissors can cut almost every flat surface, as they are MAGIC.
- Combination: Scissors && Basic Spellbook
- 60 Build Grist, 90 Amethyst, 90 Rust
Scissor in the Sun
- Code: lPNVra!!
- Strength: 44
- Bonus: Aggrieve +7, Aggress +7, Abjure -5, Abstain -10
- Description: Scissors with sunglass lens attached to the handles. You REALLY don't feel comfortable with these near your eyes.
- Combination: Scissors || Sunglasses
- 70 Build Grist, 30 Jet, 50 Rust
Scissors of Death
- Code: c009X4Xi
- Strength: 52
- Bonus: None
- Description: It's said that the three fates used these to cut a string of life when it is forced to end. At the very least these could be used to cut off a few imps.
- Combination: Tombstone && Scissors
- 150 Build Grist, 2 Quartz, 175 Shale, 1 Tar
Edwardian Executioners
- Code: AKKWmsbQ
- Strength: 55
- Bonus: Aggrieve +4, Abuse -2, Abstain +4
- Description: These scissor-hands are made for cutting, and that's just what they'll do. Unless wielded by an uncommonly gentle man, of course. Do not aim at face.
- Combination: Unknown
- 500 Build Grist, 300 Copper
Sprinting With Scissors
- Code: 10HOG00S
- Strength: 60
- Bonus: Aggress +3, Assail +6, Abstain -10
- Description: Everybody out of the goddamn way, you've got a heel full of rocket, a toe full of scissors, and a head full of whiplash!
- Combination: Rocket Shoes && Scissors
- 500 Build Grist, 850 Jet, 25 Titanium
Aperture Science Paper-Separators
- Code: tYNTzU!!
- Strength: 75
- Bonus: Aggress +5, Assail +7, Assult +10, Accuse -5, Abjure -7, Abstain -10
- Description: Disclaimer: Many cuts were made in the making of this device, including but not limited to: budget cuts, safety cuts, performance cuts, and corner cuts.
- Combination: Scissors || Portal 2
- 1300 Build Grist, 680 Mercury, 44 Titanium
Scissorhands
- Code: 603Hm4mT
- Strength: 90
- Bonus: None
- Description: Hardcore tool for lock-picking, hedge-trimming, hair-cutting, and even ice-sculpting! Be wary that you have to resist the urge to relieve your itch.
- Combination: Unknown
- 3000 Build Grist, 250 Blood, 700 Jet, 500 Titanium
Scissors of Bloody Murder
- Code: X0M5m0H?
- Strength: 110
- Bonus: Assault +70, Accuse -10, Abjure -20, Abstain -30
- Description: These scissors look more like a giant two-handed greatsword, but either way, it's GAME OVER for those imps!
- Combination: Unknown
- 12,000 Blood, 100 Titanium, 10,000 Topaz
Mozaik Scissors
- Code: t3n!rtn!
- Strength: 200
- Bonus: None
- Description: A certain scissors that will pierce your heart... actually, all scissors can.
- Combination: Unknown
- 5000 Build Grist, 3000 Quartz, 5000 Ruby, 1111 Star_Sapphire, 5000 Titanium
Holy Cutting Tool of Divine Squiddlescension
- Code: ?HO9b5li
- Strength: 228
- Bonus: Aggrieve +20, Aggress +25, Assail +30, Assault +35
- Description: "And unto squiddlekind, their god giveth the power to taketh away." What a grave mistake it would be if these were to fall into the wrong hands.
- Combination: Unknown
- 10000 Build Grist, 4000 Blood, 5000 Cobalt, 1000 Emerald, 5000 Rose_Quartz, 5000 Titanium
White Squiddle Scissors of the Scratch Doctor
- Code: ?HO9b5Wi
- Strength: 400
- Bonus: Assail +75, Assault +100, Abuse +65, Abstain -50
- Description: Something about these scissors feels... off. Save for the Squiddles, they are pure white and never seem to scratch or otherwise become marred. Still, they cut with such ease and efficiency that their creator must have been inhuman.
- Combination: Unknown
- 35000 Chalk, 15000 Titanium, 35000 Uranium
The Exorscissors
- Code: !P!Tz7pt
- Strength: 535
- Bonus: Aggrieve +10, Abuse +5, Abstain +15
- Description: These scissors glow with an AWESOME POWER, their burning GRIP tells you to defeat evil!
- Combination: Unknown
- 99000 Build Grist, 11000 Diamond, 44000 Topaz
Superheated Candy Scissors
- Code: l3t!!sr!
- Strength: 1000
- Bonus: None
- Description: These delicious looking scissors can be taken apart into two different red hot Blades of pure Sugary murder.
- Combination: Superheated Candy Cutter || Scissors
- 200000 Jet, 200000 Redstone, 30000 Sulfur
Revolutionary Snipping Spades
- Code: !5V!rCz!
- Strength: 1500
- Bonus: None
- Description: What's more revolutionary than being able to make papercraft while in heavy melee combat? I certainly can't think of anything.
- Combination: Unknown
- 101010 Build Grist, 20002 Copper, 15051 Titanium
Cutterfwlch
- Code: d03LL0mS
- Strength: 1500
- Bonus: Aggrieve -50, Assault +50, Abuse +50, Accuse -50
- Description: That whoever could draw the scissors from the stone would be king by choice of Jesus Christ. Yeah, right. A bunch of nonsense.
- Combination: Unknown
- 120000 Build Grist, 100000 Gold, 80000 Rust, 100000 Titanium
Sanguinary Scissors
- Code:d009Xcfy
- Strength: 3200
- Bonus: Aggrieve -50, Assault +100, Abjure -20
- Description: This scissors' dark magic could overcome your sane mind into a blood-thirsty psychopath... Be sure to think over this before wielding it or you'll be awkwardly bathing in your victim's blood.
- Combination: Unknown
- 600000 Blood, 200000 Jet, 150000 Titanium
Time-Warping Scissors of the Omnipresent Squiddle Overlord
- Code: lVVTzl!!
- Strength: 9999
- Bonus: Aggrieve +1100, Aggress +1100, Assail +1100, Assault +1100, Abuse +1100, Accuse +1100, Abjure +1100, Abstain +1100
- Description: A giant, mechanical Squiddle-themed doll... thing. Each of its tentacles is both a blade and a wand, shooting deadly time beams while rotating around a hinge, crushing anything unlucky enough to get caught between two of them. In reality, the creature's perception of time slows while stuck, allowing it to experience agony for an infinite period of time. All within half a second!
- Combination: Unknown
- 3339944 Build Grist, 586246 Amber, 256918 Amethyst, 770756 Blood, 4088942 Caulk, 513838 Cobalt, 417058 Copper, 296613 Frosting, 1103292 Garnet, 341031 Gold, 513838 Iodine, 628321 Jet, 4618538 Mercury, 927648 Rainbow, 1770052 Rock Candy, 1120424 Shale, 256918 Tar, 3498196 Uranium