An upcoming strife specibus that will be available on the Overseer Project. Rollerkind focuses on various kinds of domestic cylindrical rollers: mainly lint rollers, paint rollers, and rolling pins. Any kind of roller skates belong with Skaterkind.
Most of the items listed below are still in the process of being added to the game because Rollerkind is so new, but all items listed below have already been approved by moderators.
Base Items[]
Lint Roller[]
This can be used to remove unsightly pet hairs from your clothes. You're not sure how useful it is as a weapon, but why the hell not use it, right?
- Strength: 3
- Abstratus: Rollerkind
- Cost: Build Grist
Paint Roller[]
This is usually used to paint walls, but you GUESS it can be used as a weapon. Probably.
- Strength: 5
- Abstratus: Rollerkind
Rolling Pin[]
A homely dowel of wood to flatten all the dough (and faces) you need it too.
- Lint Roller || Betty Crocker Chocolate Cake Mix
- available from the ITEM CATALOGUE despite having a recipe
- Strength: 4, +1 AGGRESS
- Abstratus: Rollerkind
- Cost: Build Grist, Frosting
Alchemized Items[]
Dual Purpose Roller[]
This thing can be used to paint walls AND get rid of lint. AT THE SAME TIME.
- Paint Roller && Lint Roller
- Strength: 10, +1 ASSAULT
- Abstratus: Rollerkind
- Cost: Build Grist, Chalk
Red Roller[]
How much more impressive could this get? It can paint walls, clean lint, AND has infinite red paint. Of course, you can't use any other color, but who cares, right?
- Dual Purpose Roller || Red Paint
- Strength: 15, +1 ASSAIL, +1 ASSAULT
- Abstratus: Rollerkind
- Cost: Build Grist, Blood, Chalk
Lint-Destroying Rainbow Painter[]
You're not really sure how having access to more colors makes this more powerful. It doesn't make much sense, does it?
- Faygo - Double Rainbow Flavor && Red Roller
- Strength: 30, +5 ASSAIL, ASSAULT, ABUSE, ACCUSE
- Abstratus: Rollerkind
- Cost: Build Grist, Chalk, Polychromite, Rainbow
Mean Green Dough-Beating Machine[]
A very weighty green rolling pin with age spots on its roller and weird org ear things for handles. Smells like onions.
- Rolling Pin && Shrek Mask
- Strength: 30, aggrieve +10, aggress +5, assail +3, abuse +6, accuse +4, abjure +1
- Abstratus: Rollerkind
- Cost: Build Grist, Amber, Emerald, Malachite, Uranium
Rainbow-Colored-Diamond-Studded Shrek Wheel[]
This rolling pin is studded with diamonds that glow in every color of the rainbow. Not to mention it has Shrek's face engraved onto it. It's not very useful for rolling batter, but it sure does look awesome. They see you rollin'. They hatin'.
- Roller of the Rainbogre || Diamond-Studded Pimp Cane
- Strength: 450, +10 AGGRIEVE, AGGRESS, ABJURE, ABSTAIN, +20 ASSAIL, ASSAULT, ABUSE, ACCUSE
- Abstratus: Rollerkind
- Cost: Build Grist, Diamond, Emerald, Malachite, Opal, Rainbow
Rainbow-Colored-Diamond-Studded Shrek Wheel[]
This rolling pin is studded with diamonds that glow in every color of the rainbow. Not to mention it has Shrek's face engraved onto it. It's not very useful for rolling batter, but it sure does look awesome. They see you rollin'. They hatin'.
- Roller of the Rainbogre || Diamond-Studded Pimp Cane
- Strength: 450, +10 AGGRIEVE, AGGRESS, ABJURE, ABSTAIN, +20 ASSAIL, ASSAULT, ABUSE, ACCUSE
- Abstratus: Rollerkind
- Cost: Build Grist, Diamond, Emerald, Malachite, Opal, Rainbow
Opalescent Crystal Pussie Cutter Rolling Pin[]
A stunningly smooth solid diamond rolling pin which reflects every colour of the rainbow and hums powerfully with the sugary power of cat memes. It has sharp diamond bladed surface that when rolled over any surface will engrave the shape of Puss In Boots' face. You're sure this will prove a useful and practical investment.
- Rainbow-Colored-Diamond-Studded Shrek Wheel || Nyan Cape
- Strength: 1000, +333 all
- Abstratus: Rollerkind
- Cost: Diamond, Opal, Quartz, Rainbow, Rose_Quartz, Topaz