A captchalogued fountain pen.

Penkind is one of the many available abstrati within the Overseer Project. 46 penkind weapons currently exist.

Base Items[edit | edit source]

Pencil[edit | edit source]

  • Base
  • Strength: 1
  • Aggrieve bonus: 1
  • Description: You may only be #2, but you are #1 in my heart!

Fountain Pen[edit | edit source]

  • Base
  • Strength: 2
  • Code: MPd81h!6
  • Description: They say the pen is mightier than the 0I0Y5nML. You don't really know what that means, though.

Alchemized[edit | edit source]

Sulfuric Acid Pen[edit | edit source]

A pen that writes with H2SO4 instead of ink. Clearly designed for writing scathing stories

  • Code: ?vdULl!s
  • Strength: 16
  • Abstratus: Penkind
  • Cost: 5 Build Grist, 27 Sulfur

PEN FIFTEEN[edit | edit source]

  • Fountain Pen || SORD.....
  • Strength: -5
  • Description: Luridly coloured and highly offensive, the PEN FIFTEEN is the height of weaponry for the shitty jpeg penkind user.

The Lambda Pen[edit | edit source]

  • Loot
  • Code: !TdUBl!!
  • Strength: 9
  • Description: This pen has the Greek letter λ on it. For some reason, this makes it seem significantly more awesome than ordinary pens.

Rapiern of Scribing[edit | edit source]

  • Fountain Pen || Rapier
  • Code: svtS!l!6
  • Cost: 7 Build Grist, 7 Jet
  • Strength: 3
  • Description: A pen in the shape of a Rapier. Unfortunately not designed with strife in mind, but it makes for a pretty badass writing implement.

Strife Rapiern[edit | edit source]

  • Fountain Pen && Rapier
  • Code: G8300hk0
  • Strength: 22
  • Bonuses: none
  • Description: A Rapier with a Fountain Pen Head for a tip. The metal that makes up the Rapier's blade is semi-transparent, so you can see the Ink sloshing around inside. Unfortunately it has a habit of slicing paper to ribbons when you attempt to write with it.

Midnight Pen[edit | edit source]

  • Fountain Pen || Midnight Crew Poster
  • Code: sTllHh!d
  • Strength: 24
  • Aggress bonus: 4
  • Description: A slick black pen with images of the four card suits along the side. Its ink color gradually shifts between black and red when you write with it.

Contract Quill[edit | edit source]

  • Code: MHd80B56
  • Strength: 26
  • Aggress bonus: 2
  • Description: A pink and white feather quill that looks like no bird in existence. Could it have or grant magical properties?

Blue Slime Pen[edit | edit source]

  • Fountain Pen || Bottle of Blue Slime Ink
  • Strength: 35
  • Abjure bonus: 30
  • Abstain bonus: 40
  • Description: A shiny blue pen which writes in slimy blue gel ink.

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Sonic Pen[edit | edit source]

  • Code: 40c008S4
  • Strengh: 31
  • Apathy Bonus: 60
  • Cost: Build_Grist 1300 Cobalt 1900 Cobalt 1900 Uranium
  • Description: A sleek, black pen with some kind of noise-making device at the end. It would probably be a bad idea to hold two of them together.

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Felt Pen[edit | edit source]

  • Fountain Pen || Felt Poster
  • Code: ?RtP1!!k
  • Strength: 153
  • Assail bonus: 47
  • Cost: Emerald 5000 1 Opal 1 Polychromite 1 Diamond 1 Rainbow 20,000 Uranium
  • Description: A fancy pen with a light green cloth coating, reminiscent to the felt of a billiards table. It also has a small functioning clock embedded into the side. Wielding it seems to accelerate your attacks.

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Laser Pen[edit | edit source]

  • Fountain Pen || Laser Pointer
  • Code: ?RtAL!!d
  • Other Abstrati: sciencekind
  • Strength: 1875
  • Assault bonus: 250
  • Abuse bonus: 85
  • Description: A high-tech looking pen which can fire a piercing red laser from the tip, leaving a scorching mark on whatever it hits. Sorta resembles writing in glowing red ink, just a lot more painful.

English Cue/Pen[edit | edit source]

  • Felt Pen && Pool Cue
  • Code: s3mP1Lac
  • Other Abstrati: cuekind
  • Strength: 4800
  • Aggress bonus: 250
  • Assail bonus: 100
  • Abstain bonus: 100
  • Code: s3mP1Lac
  • Cost: Emerald 150,000 Malachite 150,000 Rainbow 150,000 Titanium 150,000
  • Description: A dark green pool cue with a flashing stripe running along its side, a gold tip, and a rapidly alternating pool ball-shaped button on the side. If the button is pressed, it shifts to a smaller, yet equally powerful, pen form.

The Pen of The Histoire[edit | edit source]

  • Anaklumos || Magic Cue ball
  • Code: ?pz!tVX!
  • Strength: 9999
  • Aggrieve bonus: 5000 
    Aggress bonus: 5000 
    Assail bonus: 5000 
    Assault bonus: 5000 
    Abuse bonus: 1000 
    Accuse bonus: 1000 
    Abjure bonus: 1000 
    Abstain bonus: 1000
  • Cost: 5000000 Amber, 2000000 Opal, 3000000 Polychromite, 2000000 Rainbow, 5000000 Sunstone, 7000000 Tar
  • Description: This ancient quill pen was said to belong to a well-known Alternian historian called The Histoire. Scientific analysis of her notebooks and journals indicate that her writings were created within days or even hours of the events they recorded. Some legends even say that she might have been able to manipulate future events with her writings.

Lacrosse Pen[edit | edit source]

  • Fountain Pen && Lacrosse Stick
  • Other Abstrati: Sportskind
  • Strength: 10
  • Accuse Bonus: 2
  • Description: They laughed at you when you taped this lacrosse net onto your oversized pen - but when you need to create a shopping list during a lacrosse match, you'll be the one laughing at them!

88MPH Pen[edit | edit source]

  • Fountain Pen && Back to the Future Complete DVD Collection
  • Code: GO5812M6
  • Strength: 26
  • Bonuses: None.
  • Description: If this pen were to somehow reach 88MPH, it would travel through time. However, this pen's terminal velocity is 87.999MPH.

Alonwrite[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 2500
  • Code: qztr!!!y
  • Aggress: 200
  • Abuse: 200
  • Description: The Tectrixcalibur's Sister Sword. While not as powerful as it's counterpart, it is still extremely deadly and turns even the basest of insults into sick burns.

The Lost Penore[edit | edit source]

From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Penore - For the rare and radiant pen whom the angels named Penore - Nameless here for evermore.

  • Code: YOXdRuDB
  • Strength: 3721

Penknife[edit | edit source]

  • Power: 18
  • Code: 41680hp4
  • Accuse: 3
  • Assail: 2
  • Description: Your sharp rhetoric and lethal lampooning will leave any dastardly foe felled!

Holy Quadrant Pen[edit | edit source]

  • Code: tVl!p!!d
  • Power: 44
  • Description: This pen is known for making everyone around it quite "infatuated" with everyone else, the reason for this is neither here nor there.
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