Cardkind is one of the kind abstratuses found in The Overseer Project. There is no set way for the decks to work yet; some can have cards drawn to produce a variety of interesting effects, others have sharp bladed edges for wicked papercutting, yet others summon monsters to fight for you, and some are simply single cards. Experiment with them until you find one that suits your fighting style (or is so ridiculously powerful you don't want anything else), why don't you? There are currently 158 weapons available for cardkind. Some are shown below. If you want to avoid spoilers, then under no circumstances should you read on.

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Base Decks[edit | edit source]

Blackjack Deck[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 2
  • One Handed
  • A normal deck of cards, nothing unusual here.

Old Valentine's Day Card[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 1
  • One Handed
  • An old Valentine's Day card from your school crush. It was one of the many mandatory cards given out in your class Valentine's Day party, so it probably meant nothing to them, but it means the world to you.

Tarot Deck[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 1
  • One Handed
  • The Homestuck tarot deck! No Seer should be without one.


Alchemisable Decks[edit | edit source]

-1 - the BIG MAN[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: -6
  • One Handed
  • no dude your reading it wrongg,,. dude... you got to FLIP it . TURN-WAYS

0 - The Fool[edit | edit source]

  • Code: WC3m0L?0
  • Strength: 50
  • Cost: 164336 Build Grist, 207350 Amythest, 210505 Jet, 485 Malachite, 15484 Rainbow, 365 Rock Candy, 239 Ruby, 52549 Topaz                
  • One Handed
  • The wild card. Grants the wielder to shape the facets of their personality into summoned demons.

00 - Eternity[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 9999
  • One Handed
  • An infinitely powerful tarot card, drawn from a deck used by the gods themselves. The picture on is is constantly changing and gives you a headache if you look at it too long.

3 of Spades / Rapier Wit[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 2500
  • One Handed
  • Hate to cut and... Wait, no. Not yet. Wait for it... Hate to... no. Wait... Hate to cut and DAMMIT. Not yet. Hate to cut and run. ... SHIT. Hate to... Hate to... Hate to chop all of your heads off with this sword. Real sorry about that. My bad.

4 of Frogs / Saber Croak[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 750
  • One Handed
  • Frogs ain't a real suit and sabers don't croak!

4 of Hearts / Quadrant Keyblade[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 677
  • One Handed
  • This time of year, love is in the air... as well as Christmas, Halloween, and St. Patty's Day when you're wielding this keyblade.

4 of Space Frogs / Saber of Vast Croaks[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 1000
  • One Handed
  • This alternately increasingly absurd playing card or surprisingly effective frog themed saber makes you feel like you know exactly where you are at all times.

4 of Spades / Saber Rattle[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 400
  • One Handed
  • The perfect card when you need to kill something out of rage and frustration.

7 of Spades / Bait and Switchblade[edit | edit source]

  • Code: tVl!RV!!
  • Strength: 700
  • One Handed
  • Treat your enemies to a bit of the old BAIT AND SWITCHBLADE.

8 of Spades / Double Edged Sword[edit | edit source]

  • !FVtxV!!
  • Strength: 800
  • Two Handed
  • A large, double-edged sword. You could kill a room with this thing!

9 of Spades / The Chained Darkness[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 2099
  • Two Handed
  • A chain that seems to be tied to the darkness within someone\'s soul and seems to bring it out during battle.

Ace of Clubs / Crook of Felony[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 1010
  • One Handed
  • It’s time to deal those underlings a senseless shin-drubbing with your CROOK OF FELONY.

Ace of Cups[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 950
  • One Handed
  • The Ace of Cups indicates a new beginning of an emotional sort, such as the start of a romance. A positive card... But the chalice it turns into holds a potion so potent your enemies will see in reverse.

Ace of Hades[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 9999
  • Two Handed
  • This glowing red and green card can be transformed into a large axe if blood is dripped into the mouth of the demon present on the face, like a medieval blood sugar tester!

Ace of Pentacles[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 770
  • One Handed
  • The Ace of Pentacles is a sign of prosperity and wealth to come, and encourages you to introduce something new to your situation... like the powerful magic amulet it turns into!

Ace of Spades / Cast Iron Horse Hitcher[edit | edit source]

  • Code: tVV!!!?l
  • Strength: 1500
  • One Handed
  • Bring me a horse and I am yours forever.

Ace of Swords[edit | edit source]

  • tk3!?V!b
  • Strength: 1000
  • One Handed
  • The Ace of Swords is a sign of clear thought and cutting through confusion, a sign of being able to see through deception. It encourages you to make a stand and hold to your decisions no matter how radical. It also turns into a actual sword that's more than capable of being used effectively for mundane purposes. That's probably more pertinent to the situation at hand.

Ace of Wands[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 1000
  • One Handed
  • The Ace of Wands is a sign of inspiration, a sign of a new Beginning. It encourages you to "go for it" It also turns into a really powerful wand. I probably should have said that earlier...

Alcohole Cards[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 16
  • One Handed
  • The cards predict that you will get soon become intoxicated.

Ancient Spades[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 1200
  • One Handed
  • Not to be confused with the ancient version of Spades, the Pentacles suit.

AR Cards[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 128
  • One Handed
  • Now you can bring your favorite characters to (virtual) life with these augmented reality cards. And when they're not aiding you in a strife, you can always waste time playing fishing, archery, or taking ridiculous pictures.

Assassination Invitation[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 250
  • One Handed
  • It looks like a lovely and fancy invitation, though when it is opened, hidden mechanics inside the card spray poisonous gas into the readers face. Make sure to point it at your enemies before you open it.

Auto Card Gloves[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 96
  • Two Handed
  • CARDS EVERYWHERE!!! MAKE THEM STOP!!!

Tarot of the mighty microchip[edit | edit source]

  • Code: !F3scV!l
  • Strength: 30
  • Hands needed: unknown.
  • You've managed to unleash the ultimate combination of science and divinity. Unfortunately, you don't have enough power to use it at full efficiency.

Automatic Card Spewer[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 52
  • Two Handed
  • A machine gun loaded with playing cards that shoots them out at high speeds in quick succession. How's THAT for 52 card pickup?!

Birthday Invitation[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 8
  • One Handed
  • Let's throw a party! Whose birthday is it? Who cares! Have a cake!

Black Cards of Creation[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 1500
  • One Handed
  • These cards are used by users of a dark, powerful magic. Through their dark energy they are ably to use these cards deadly projectiles, or at times use them to summon dark creatures.

Black Jack Robot[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 321
  • Two Handed
  • A ROB the Robot in a tuxedo and cigar in his mouth, and two decks of cards. He throws the cards at high speeds, which cut through enemies. Works only half the time.

Blackjack Shurikards[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 20
  • One Handed
  • These blackjack cards have shuriken blades slicing out of their sides. An excellent deck for demonstrating the many ways to play poker!

Blackjackknives[edit | edit source]

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  • Strength: 62
  • Cost: 1500 build, 500 jet, 500 ruby
  • One Handed
  • Normal playing cards with razor sharp edges made of, guess what, knife blades!

Blackstar Deck[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 67
  • One Handed
  • A glowing deck of blackjack cards. When thrown, a card splits into several spinning stars. Kinda makes you feel like some kind of gambling ninja! (Or maybe ninja gambler? Yeah, that definitely sounds cooler.)

Bladed Cards[edit | edit source]

  • Code: GA1Z3HM7
  • Strength: 50
  • One Handed
  • A deck of weighted playing cards lined with sharpened steel. Attempts to shuffle inevitably lead to self harm.

Blank Cards[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 5
  • One Handed
  • You would have more to say about these if there was anything on the blank cardstock you're staring at.

Cake Slice / 2 of Cakes[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 30
  • One Handed
  • A very pointy cake slice and a very low number in a card suit that doesn't even exist.

Cake Slice on a Stick / 4 of Cakes[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 60
  • Two Handed
  • The pointy cake slice is now on a long stick, so it has a little bit more reach. Cakes still isn't a valid card suit, though.

Calling Card of the Noble Circle[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 6666
  • One Handed
  • It's a ominous dark card. Its colour appears to be black but the longer you look at it the more certain you are that it's actually a very dark purple. When you're alone you feel as if you can hear a voice coming from the card, calling out to you.

Card of Mjolnir[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 950
  • One Handed
  • A card depicting the legendary hammer Mjolnir. It is said this card has a thunderous power, and will always return to the owner if thrown.

Card of the Thunderbird[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 9999
  • One Handed
  • Norse and Greek mythology come together to bring you this electrical powerhouse. Summon and control the mythical Native American Thunderbird, and blast your foes from the face of the earth. Also serves as a convenient ride.

Card Shuffler[edit | edit source]

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  • Strength: 24
  • Bonuses: +7 assail
  • Cost:14 build, 24 shale
  • One Handed
  • Shuffles cards at a whimsy, and may or may not spray them everywhere. It's all up to how it feels really.

Card-board[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 4
  • One Handed
  • A deck of playing cards made from... cardboard? Who thought this would be a good idea?

Cards Against Humanity[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 4
  • One Handed
  • A card game where the objective is to combine two cards to make the most offensive phrases and jokes possible. Perhaps you could tell some of these jokes to Imps?

Caxe / 3 of Cakes[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 6
  • One Handed
  • An axe with a pointy-looking cake slice instead of a head. You can't really see this being more useful, and cakes aren't a valid card suit?

Clow Cards[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 278
  • One Handed
  • A set of magical cards, each one holding captive a powerful spirit.

Credit Card[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 8
  • One Handed
  • Ka-ching!

D-Wheel[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 300
  • Two Handed
  • Also known as Duel Runners, these bikes allow their Driver to participate in so called Turbo Duels. Or in other words CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!

Deadly Invitation[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 150
  • One Handed
  • Let's invite some Imps to their death.

Deck of Cards / War Chest[edit | edit source]

  • LBE2GUQ6
  • Strength: 52
  • One Handed
  • Perfect for things like 52 pickup or holding maps of your enemies' mansions. Nothing eyebrow-raising, though.

Deck of Personas[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 400
  • One Handed
  • This stylish deck of tarot cards featured in SMT: Persona 4 are quite the treasure, but something is missing...

Deck of the Doom-Seer[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 666
  • One Handed
  • You have listened to the dark gods, and have given them governance over your local star system. In return, you are beginning to feel unstoppable.

Digimon Cards[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 45
  • One Handed
  • You have no idea what is going on with these cards. How do you attack? Why are there three sets of numbers there and four sets of numbers there? Who even designed this shitty game? Oh well, at least the card stock is sharp.

Digivolving Tarot[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 60
  • One Handed
  • It's said that with enough practice, the Digimon on these Tarot cards will digivolve and the deck will increase in power. Or the art will get prettier. It's one of those two.

Duel Disk[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 175
  • One Handed
  • This shitty plastic arm thingy is actually surprisingly powerful with the right set of cards loaded into it. It also folds up and looks somewhat cool, and is easy to use while riding a motorcycle.

Duel Rocket Runner[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 600
  • Two Handed
  • Finally you're able to fly on your bike (while still playing cardgames). This is way more then just +25 badassitude!

Even More Seductive Tarot[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 105
  • One Handed
  • You'll never see Ms. Paint the same after seeing these cards

Exploding Card Spewer[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 88
  • Two Handed
  • You aren't really sure if it's the cards that explode or the gun itself. Either way it's really cool.

Exploding Clockpunk Card Spewer[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 132
  • Two Handed
  • This thing shoots out cards. Or it's supposed to, at least - instead it spews a mix of cards and rusty, broken gears, practically exploding in your hand whenever it fires. Somehow it never breaks down anyway.

Fair Game[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 28
  • One Handed
  • A weaponized deck of tarot cards taken from the game in question. You can probably cut somebody with these. Unfortunately, the name is a bit of a misnomer, in that it is a complete lie.

Fiduspawn Cards[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 612
  • One Handed
  • If you can ever learn how to play this game, it looks like you can use these cards to summon monsters through a very messy and convoluted process to do your bidding. Such as stomping imps into oblivion. Worth it!

Fiduspawn Chair Cards[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 612
  • Two Handed
  • Wheelchairs the size of cards that are also somehow moving on their own?! Wow, look at them go.

Fiduspawn Special Edition: Famous Physicists[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 9999
  • One Handed
  • A card game where you summon tiny copies of some of the greatest minds of all times and pit them against each other (or your enemies) in heated debates.

Game of Stars[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 18
  • One Handed
  • Code: 190m3Uu4
  • A deck of cards enhanced with the power of the stars- or at least some shitty sparkling dust. It might have magical power, except everyone knows magic isn't real.

Graphics Card[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 16
  • One Handed
  • For when you need to see an imp's blood splatter IN HD!

Green Sun Spade[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 8000
  • Code: Y00m0H00
  • One Handed
  • Cost: 190,691 Opal, 165,872 Polychromite, 228,724 Rainbow
  • You can't bring yourself to look directly at the cards that you draw from this deck. Best to aim away from face.

Halloween Party Invitation[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 99
  • One Handed
  • An Invitation to all the Boys and Ghouls out there. Let's get some candy and scare some imps.

Hanafuda Deck[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 12
  • One Handed
  • A beautifully-illustrated deck of cards consisting of 12 suits, each depicting a month and a flower.

Hunk Rump: The Gathering[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 6
  • One Handed
  • You must tap the ASS CARD to deploy one of your mightiest beefcakes, the legendary COPPER SKINNED BRAWNSTUD.

Hurricane Rocker Deck[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 52
  • One Handed
  • Rocket propelled cards which propel themselves fast enough to slice through enemies. They have a windy looking symbol painted on the back.

i HAVE the card[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: -5000
  • One Handed
  • the sock ruse was.... A DISTACTION

Intermission Spellstamp / 5 of Spheres[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 540
  • One Handed
  • A spellstamp that contains an extremely wide variety of spells ranging from rampant clock destruction to weirdly specific time travel. And let's just pretend that spheres is a completely valid card suit for now, okay?

Invitation of the Inevitable[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 9999
  • One Handed
  • When this card is opened, flames spew into the readers face, some demonic laughter can be heard and the scent of brimstone can be smelled. On the inside it reads ʺPlease go to hell. Literally.ʺ

Isnamidev's Captcha Card[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 0
  • One Handed
  • The actual card used for the 'empty card' in the art submissions. Although you're not sure how you know that, considering it looks no different than an ordinary blank captcha card, and also because that'd be breaking the fourth wall.

IX - The Hermit[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 1981
  • One Handed
  • A base yet pristine bolt-action rifle that helps the user become the only thing alive within a fifty kilometre radius.

Jack of all Spades[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 9999
  • One Handed
  • This is the motherlode of weaponized cards, which emanates pure blackness, somehow, but is also shiny. (It's weird, okay.) The edges are so sharp you could cut someone, probably even stab them. You could light someone on fire with the pure energy this thing emits, or darken their vision or something. Et cetera. It's also awesome, utilizable and terrifying all at once.

Kinetically-Charged Cards[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 64
  • One Handed
  • A deck of playing cards that glows pink and explodes on impact.

King of Spades / Occam's Razor[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 1300
  • One Handed
  • Let's cut to the chase.

Kingdom Hearts Playing Cards[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 3
  • One Handed
  • Sometimes you forget these actually exist. In fact, most people you know don't think they exist until you show them.

Magic Cards[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 16
  • One Handed
  • Every time you draw from this deck, it transforms into a different weapon depending on the card. They're all basic weapons, but you can't help but feel awesome if you draw a halberd or a machine gun.

Magic Tarot Cards[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 50
  • One Handed
  • You can feel the magic powers within these cards. What powers could be hidden inside them? Magic ones, obviously.

Magician's Deck[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 16
  • One Handed
  • A basic deck full of magic spells and monster descriptions. They glow with a faint light when touched and often make weird noises.

Midnight Spellstamp / 7 of Spades[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 230
  • One Handed
  • A spellstamp containing a variety of spells for stabbing things and breaking clocks.

Musclebeast Themed Playing Cards[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 10
  • One Handed
  • A genuinely disturbing set of cards more likely to mentally scar your opponents than physically.

My Little Pony TCG Deck[edit | edit source]

  • h?KJPx!!
  • Strength: 12
  • One Handed
  • My Little Pony now has a Trading Card Game, it's interestingly based around the concept of "puzzle solving" rather then normal brute force fighting.

Nobody's Deck[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 82
  • One Handed
  • No matter what, I'll never forget...

Omniscient Tarot Deck[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 1800
  • One Handed
  • A magical tarot deck that always answers any question with perfect accuracy. Also, every card is blank. It's a win-lose situation.

Perfect Party Invitation[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 9999
  • One Handed
  • The Perfect Host is throwing the Perfect Party and YOU are invited. When you point this card towards your enemies they are incinerated by Green Flames. Oddly, this never happens when you try to read it, as if the card knew whether you are trying to read it or use it as a weapon.

Pokemon Cards[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 22
  • One Handed
  • They appear to be cards for some human version of Fiduspawn. Weird. While they lack the summoning power of the Fiduspawn game, this is some sturdy cardboard.

Queen of Spades / Portent of Death[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 1200
  • One Handed
  • What this card's draw means is that something is going to die.

Razor Cards[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 33
  • One Handed
  • When you play a hand of these, you'll probably end up playing your actual hand as well.

Revolutionary Spades[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 1251
  • One Handed
  • Ancient technology meets the digital age. Also a sword.

Rose Cards[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 39
  • One Handed
  • The Hearts have turned to Rose Blooms and the Spades are now Thorns. Aside from that, you can't shuffle them because there always seem to be some Rose Petals in the way.

Rules of Timetravel / TARDIS Key[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 999
  • One Handed
  • Finally something that explains the inner workings of timelines in words that a temporally-challenged being can easily grasp. You think everyone involved in time-shenanigans should have access to this helpful little item.

SCP - 361[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 2600
  • One Handed
  • An old Tarot Deck. The cards Ace of Staves, Page of Swords and XIII - Death seem to be missing. The cards can change the way they look and readings done with them are exceedingly accurate. It is unknown if SCP-361 only fortells these events or manipulates them into happening.

Seductive Tarot[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 8
  • Code: X22m22W0
  • Cost: 8 Build, 8 jet
  • One Handed
  • A rather uncomfortable quantity of sexiness intimates from this promiscuous deck of cards. Bayonetta seems to have found a place to pose on each card.

Sharp Postal Stamp / 3 of Diamonds[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 75
  • One Handed
  • A postal stamp with really, really sharp edges. You'd rather not try to lick the back of this one, thanks.

Sharper Postal Stamp / 5 of Diamonds[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 119
  • One Handed
  • A postal stamp with incredibly sharp bladed edges. The Postal Service does not recommend mailing anything using this stamp due to several unfortunate accidents in which it shredded someone else's mail.

Skullgirls [TCG] Players Deck[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 50
  • One Handed
  • Warning: Must be 18 years or older to purchase without a parent's consent. You will be asked to present your completed released-reliability form and ID at the register. Playing this card game is not guaranteed to make any of your dreams actually come true. Skullgirls is not liable for deaths caused by playing this card game.

Spellcard Deck[edit | edit source]

Code: pkVrYN?J

  • Strength: 90
  • assail: +15
  • One Handed
  • Magical cards that allows the user to conjure beautiful and complex bullet patterns. Includes twelve sets of five patterns, one for each aspect: pick the one that corresponds to your own for best results.

Stabbier Deck[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 38
  • One Handed
  • It's the stabs deck, now with 38 percent more stab.

Stabs Deck[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 5
  • One Handed
  • A deck of cards with edge sharp enough to cut through granite.

Star's Fate[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 15
  • One Handed
  • This deck accurately tells the future of anyone who peruses it. Or at least robs gullible idiots of their money.

Steampunk Tarot Deck[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 35
  • One Handed
  • This deck holds the power of the Gods of the Machine and the clockwork majyyks they possess. Use them at your own demise, for metal does not bend so easily. (Wow, ominous much...)
  • Amber -100; Copper -120; Rust -50
  • Code: IC102I01

Steeljack Deck[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 145
  • One Handed
  • A case of 52 steel playing cards, perfect for throwing into the eyes of your enemies or foiling those pesky X-ray glasses your friends always use to cheat at poker.

Tarot Contacts[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 4
  • One Handed
  • These mysterious contacts portray the world in an abstract vision of the immediate future. This knowledge is highly useful in strife.

Tarot Deck of the Paranormal[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 7
  • One Handed
  • If you read the fate of someone with these enchanted cards, they will have to face their paranormal and dramatic readings.

Tarot Extension Deck[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 50
  • One Handed
  • This set of tarot cards allows you to combine it well with any other tarot deck, making it a good off-hand deck.

Tarot of Dubious Intent[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 100
  • One Handed
  • An evil tarot deck consisting of 665 cards. What, there's one missing? You knew you shouldn't have alchemised this.

Tarot of Fire and Wind[edit | edit source]

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  • Strength: 3000
  • Two Handed
  • These cards of the Minor Arcana give you control over Fire and Air. Use sharp winds to cut your enemies down or burn them to cinders by shooting fireballs at them.

Tarot of High-End Computing[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 300
  • One Handed
  • You decided that adding a battery to power your microchip cards would be a good idea, and hey, it is!

Tarot of the Mighty Microchip[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 30
  • One Handed
  • You've managed to unleash the ultimate combination of science and divinity. Unfortunately, you don't have enough power to use it at full efficiency.

Tarot Torch[edit | edit source]

  • Y40W0100
  • Strength: 1470
  • Two Handed
  • Though tarot has long been used to tell fortunes, this new method is 100% accurate! I see fire in your future.

The Cards of Fate[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 9999
  • Two Handed
  • After first taking the deck apart and restoring its power, you have finally unlocked the magic that was sealed within the cards. Now, you have a deck that not only allows you to predict, but to influence and manipulate events in the future. You hold your fate in your hands now, what will you do with it?

The Grim Dealer[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 210
  • One Handed
  • A Deck of playing cards radiating with the darkness of the outer ring.

The Heart of the Cards[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 1000
  • Two Handed
  • Sometimes, drawing just the card you need is more skill than luck. This is nothing like that, but it is complete bullshit. Oh, and ridiculously powerful. That too.

The Nuclear Tarot[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 9500
  • Two Handed
  • A tarot deck. Though tarot has long been used to tell fortunes, this new method is 100% accurate! I see fire and radiation poisoning in your future. Luckily this thing has a lead box that fits nicely on your shoulder.

Timetraveling Duel Hoverbike[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 1000
  • Two Handed
  • Your awesome flying bike now also allows you to travel through time. Here is finally your chance to go back in time to become a forgettable villain in a crossover movie.

Upcoming Hope[edit | edit source]

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  • Strength: 61
  • Cost: 100 build, 155 gold, 50 opal, 100 titanium
  • One Handed
  • These magical cards contain the information of where to find where hope is, and will be.

Verdant Cake Spear / 5 of Green Cakes[edit | edit source]

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  • Strength: 100
  • Two Handed
  • A cake spear covered in thorns, vines, and other forms of foliage. And cakes wasn't even a valid card suit to begin with; now we're adding colors?

VI - The Lovers[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 3333
  • Two Handed
  • Two knives that can never part, mostly due to the chains that serve as their bond.

VIII - Justice[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 1111
  • One Handed
  • An ornate swordcane with a blindfolded woman embossed on the side. Oddly enough, the sword is dull and the cane-sheath razor sharp.

Wildcards[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 2300
  • One Handed
  • These cards are brimming with chaotic energy. All of the cards are jokers, and there is a W printed on the backs. If an enemy comes into contact with one, they are overwhelmed with madness.

Windows to the Soul[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 413
  • One Handed
  • In the hands of a powerful Seer, these mirrored cards can...look into people's souls, you guess. They also channel magic well. Assuming magic exists, of course.

X - Wheel of Fortune[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 1357
  • One Handed
  • A revolver with a constantly spinning revolver. If you put in one bullet, it can take down a hippopotamus. Six bullets and you might take down an imp.

XI - Strength[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 2048
  • Two Handed
  • The sight of this powerful machine gun firing is proof of strength. Using it properly is a feat of strength. Did I mention the strength?

XIII - Death[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 3500
  • One Handed
  • This Tarot card depicts death itself. Use its magic to rip the life from your enemies.

XIX - The Sun[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 30
  • One Handed
  • Symbolizes light and happiness. Indicates a bright future. Inflicts a mean paper cut.

XLVI Angel of Double Death[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 9999
  • Two Handed
  • The creature pictured on this card is obscured by an impossibly dark shadow, to the point that the card is black with some green lines on it. And yet... it terrifies you. 

XV - The Devil[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 7000
  • One Handed
  • The fifteenth card of the Major Arcana is the Devil, who symbolizes self-bondage and addiction. Break free from these things, as they hold you back and use this card to turn the faults of your enemies against them.

XVIII - The Moon[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 1000
  • One Handed
  • A card depicting the moon, symbolic of mystery, illusion, and deception. This card's power inspires confusion in your enemies.

XXI - The World[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 7777
  • One Handed
  • The most powerful of all tarot cards. It can represent Success and will hopefully lead you to victory. Use it wisely.

XXXVII - The Cosmos[edit | edit source]

  • Strength: 4500
  • One Handed
  • Show your enemies how insignificant they are in the grand scheme of things.

Non-Weapon Cards[edit | edit source]

2 of Spades / Licorice Scotty Dogs[edit | edit source]

  • Effect: +20 power level for one strife
  • The favourite candy of every slick gentleman.

Rules Card for Blackjack / Spades Key[edit | edit source]

  • You have possessed this item for as long as you can remember. You do not yet know its significance. Though you can hustle up a mean game of blackjack when you need to.
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